Wednesday, June 6, 2012

"Supernatural" Bodybuilding?

Greetings All,

     So I heard about this organization called the Supernatural Bodybuilding Federation.  When I first heard this title I was a little dumbstruck.  Not being a regular member of the bodybuilding community, I mistook the meaning all together.  I was envisioning a bodybuilding competition where werewolves, ghosts, vampires, zombies, etc. go to compete.  Wouldn’t that be an ugly scene?  The werewolves would probably be trying to tear the throats out of the other competitors, while the vampires wouldn’t be able to get a good pump going (owing to the fact that their hearts don’t beat).  Ghosts might have a bit of trouble with their stage presence considering they are semi-transparent.  Zombies would have trouble with the pose down when their flesh starts to fall off; however they wouldn’t suffer any water retention problem (maybe a little bloating).

    I just wonder if the founders of that organization didn’t realize that their choice of name was ripe for jokes and sarcastic comments.   Come on guys!  We are trying to break the dumb muscle-head stereotype here.  They should change the name to the “Strictly Natural Bodybuilding Federation”.  That way they wouldn’t even have to change the logo.

Super Jerry

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