Greetings All,
So we have been stepping into the area of heavy lifting. The lightweight stuff is over. I am trying to learn all the stuff that goes with bodybuilding, but it's like trying to learn to be a jedi. My trainer is even spouting out Yoda-like phrases. I tell him I'll try to lift the weight he puts on the bar and I get "Try not! Lift, or lift not! There is no try." In some cases where my knowledge is incorrect, I must "unlearn what I have learned." Yoda should have just had Luke lift another really heavy boulder after he couldn't lift the ship. Then it would just have been a drop-set. I never once heard Yoda say "C'mon Luke! Rep it out you must!"
I wonder if having Jedi's as trainers would even be a good thing at all. I can just see pumping out some weight that is comfortable and having the jedi master trainer make some cryptic hand gesture and the weight is suddenly 3 times heavier. Motivation techniques might be a little different with that sneaky little jedi mind trick. Cardio with lightsabers could be really cool though. And then you could get a droid to do rub-downs and stretching. Of course the Sith would never go drug free.
All I know is that after my latest workout, my midichlorians are totally spent!
Super-Jerry
This is the chronicle of my progress towards becoming a true muscle nerd. I am working towards a transformation from out-of shape awkward myopic nerd to muscular awkward myopic nerd. Here I will post my progress, random thoughts and personal accounts for the world to see.
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